Doctor, doctor, my wooden leg is giving me a lot of pain.
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.
Doctor, doctor, my hair's coming out. Can you give me something to keep it in?
Certainly - how about a paper bag?
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Lie down on the couch and I'll examine you.
I can't. I'm not allowed on the furniture.
Doctor, doctor, I've lost my memory.
When did it happen?
When did what happen?
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