1921 - Words by Lew Brown, Music by Albert von Tilzer, public domain, original publisher - Broadway Music Corporation.

Originally made popular by Eddie Cantor. The Dapper Dans' arrangement of this opener song is inspired by The Dealer's Choice (International Champions, SPEBSQSA) and The Doo-Dads. Original first lyric was: "Dapper Dan was a Pullman porter man, on a train that ran thru Dixie,…"